13 March 2016

I will spit the earth and sprinkle the soil (or will I?)



Now I do not wish to look a gift horse in the mouth, as the saying goes, but I am somewhat mystified by the free gift I have received from a well-known supplier of my horticultural needs, namely dahlia and begonia tubers.
Based out in the wilds of the countryside north from here, the company has its roots in Holland. I have been a customer for many years. Indeed, they keep telling me that this is so as they promise to send me massive cheques, but never do so.
I use them perhaps twice a year for their products are excellent; their dahlias and begonias flower all summer long and then dry off in the greenhouse over winter, to flower yet again in the warm weather. They are much admired in my front garden by passers-buy, whilst last summer a young man living next door took photographs of them to send to his mother in Romania.
The free gift is a seven by five plastic bag of Home SEED (their capitals). The colour illustration shows wild flowers in abundance with a single butterfly alighting on the blooms. So I have to assume that the bag contains wild flower seeds in some sort of compost.
But the instructions are written in 13 different languages with English being second down the packet. Here is what I am encouraged to perform – unedited and just as it is wrote:
Culturing the earth:
1. Spit the place for your lawn flowers fully, remove the weeds, possibly mixing with moist peat soil which your seeds are more resistant to drought. Then raking and levelling to a smooth seed bed.
2. Rake the seedbed again slightly, so that the seeds are mixed in the top layer of earth up to about 0.5cm deep. Then sprinkle the soil. The earth has moisture, light and warmth to germinate the seeds. Then ask your flower meadow little more maintenance.
3. After 2 to 3 weeks the seeds germinate.  Spray if necessary. After 6 to 8 weeks, you can expect the first flowering. Your flower meadow can be 4 months gorgeous blooms.
4. Sow to yourselves from March until June on not too cold earth, with a daytime temperature of around 16C/night around 8C.
Right! Now I understand. I will spit the earth and sprinkle the soil, whilst asking my flower meadow if it requires more maintenance and sowing to myself. Luvverly!