I wish to give notice . . .

I wish to give notice to all my friends (and my enemies too, for that matter) that should Boris Johnson, David Davis, Jacob Reece Mogg or any other equally idiotic so-called politician be elected Prime Minister I will apply for asylum in Norway, there to spend my twilight years. If there are any problems about my being allowed to stay, I will hide in the basement of my son's fine home on the other side of Oslo Fjord. I am unsure if my son will be happy about this but I will claim age-related stupidity.